Posted by: SM | April 23, 2013

The Love You Take…

The last year of my life has been one of the best ones yet, which I guess is what you are going for really. No one ever sits there and goes, 2012 was good but 1995, now that was a year! Oh wait, that was the year Oasis were bigger than Jesus, okay that WAS a pretty good year but in the most part I think you want the times to get better. I moved here just over a year ago and I have to say I do not regret it for a single moment. My room mate and I have this kind of schizo thing going on in that, we love the friend within but at the same time we freely admit that the room mate annoys the fuck out of us. That’s healthy. It’s better than us both walking on water.

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Posted by: SM | May 3, 2012

Sofa Something Completely Different

Hello campers and greetings from the village! We are now getting the nods of acknowledgement from the businesses around where we live; smiles from Costa people, nods from pub people, phone numbers from barmen ok so that last one hasn’t happened… yet.

I got asked to leave Iceland (the food place not the country, not sure what you would have to do to piss Iceland off but apparently the food company is easier to anger; just the wrong type of ID…). That issue took two letters and finally I now have to accept I must give in, they repeated their age-checking ID policy twice and I don’t think they’ll get into further discussion. The rights and wrongs and complete insanity of asking a thirty year old to produce a birth certificate, or student ID instead of proof of date of birth, escapes me.

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Posted by: SM | March 29, 2012

Pull the Other One

Morning campers and welcome to the world from the batcave…

New developments in the past few days, all very exciting. I “confused” an otherwise straight and married man on a popular  telephone community (like the way I said that?)… oh yes, he spoke to me at length from his roof garden in leafy Surrey about how he “never expected this” and was “most confused now”, I would apologise but I’m not married to the dirty old git and that whole “never done this before” line is older than Old Rose on the Titanic film.

It’s not my fault he found me adorable, he probably went to bed with his wife after our conversation, it’s not like I lost any sleep over it, and I mean that in every sense of the word.

Knowing my luck he’s probably the MD of some up itself company and I could have been in there as the ‘other woman’ type and set up for life. Claire and I would have been off to France on the proceeds of an affair that started on the phone, atop a roof garden in Surrey. Oh please!

His name was Ron. I ask you, is anyone outside Harry Potter called Ron these days? Simon and Ron invite you to their… no, it would never have happened.

Peace and Love

Simon

Posted by: SM | March 27, 2012

Taxi for Simon? NO!

Tell you what, moving house is a stressful bitch isn’t it?

Not so much the packing and the unpacking because that just has to be done, I mean more that one day everything is settled and the next your life is in boxes and people and trampling all over the place coming in and out of your own previously peaceful bubble… then you get to the new place and the same thing happens then but that’s okay because that’s a new place and you haven’t constructed your fuck off worldbubble there yet.

A week on from all that and it’s as worth it as I thought it would be. The location is amazing, I can leave and return under my own steam without curbs, no steps in the way and no need to get a taxi to do even the smallest of journeys.

In short, it rocks. It’s another world, miles away from the issues I had with the other one and it appears to have lots of yummy gay men here too. Taxi for Simon? Not this time.

Claire and myself, we absolutely made the best choice for ourselves since we decided to go to Spain last summer.

I have to go. I have 10 minutes left on my library computer usage and I haven’t even looked at porn yet.

… Turns out you can’t do that on a library computer. Been asked to leave quicker than expected. Shit.

Peace, Love and obvious jokes

Moultyx

Posted by: SM | March 4, 2012

When

Sometimes I forget that I can’t walk. It was worse when I was a kid, which is funny really because back then I could walk a bit!

There was all the epiphany’s I had during therapy, where I realised I was an amazing person in my own right, I had to keep hold of the friends I had because they were the ones around for life,  and once I cracked this sexuality thing and looked in the right direction I’d be unstoppable. Most of my therapy was me realising all this stuff while the woman was doing the talking, me nodding and wondering what I was going to get after the session from the weekly ‘reward’ trip to the chippy.

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